mosthandsomeheart:

Why are you all too shy to talk to me? I know I’m awesome but you can talk to me. You can ask me questions about my heroic deeds or how I got that brilliant smile. I know you all want to know something about me! If you want I can sign anything. My favourite colour is lilac because it’s so powerfull! Do you want to know more about me just ask me! I won’t bite, I promise!

Lockhart, I’d like to know where you got the massive ego from? Because I feel like biting you already.